Welcome to Art Ed Radio, the podcast for our teachers. This show is produced by the Art of Education University, and I’m your host, Tim Bogatz.

Last week I talked with Dr. Theresa Haugen about advocacy in the art room and how we can advocate for our programs, for the arts and for the benefit of our students. Today’s conversation will be somewhat adjacent, but we’re coming at it from a different angle. Kyle Wood will be joining me in just a minute to talk about what we can do to give back to the field of art education.

So with Thanksgiving coming next week, I’ve been thinking about all the things that I’m grateful for, and I’m a big believer in how gratefulness can lead to positive action. Because when we express our gratitude and we feel uplifted, but we also feel indebted like we want to pay something back or maybe in this case pay it forward. So that is going to be the framing for our conversation today, what we are grateful for within this community of art educators. And there’s a lot to be grateful for, but also the actions we can take to give back to art ed if we want to pay it forward. So let me bring on Kyle and we can start talking about some of these ideas.

Kyle Wood is back on the show joining me again. Kyle, how are you?

I am doing great. I am well into the fall and just I like this time of year because I feel like kids are getting settled into routines and things are getting smooth, especially with the younger grades.

Yeah. For sure. And I love the fall. Outside of the classroom, I love just the weather. I love stepping on crunchy leaves. However, it’s been very damp lately, so the leaves are not as crunchy. It’s a little bit disappointing, but I am with you on all of the school things, like this is the time where things do start to run smoothly. You feel like you have routines down, you feel like you can really dive into stuff. So glad to hear that’s going well for you. And I don’t know, I guess our whole conversation today is just going to be about gratitude and thankfulness and paying it forward for lack of a better term. But I guess I would love to start before we get into that, of just how things are going for you. I feel like you’re a very regular guest at this point, so I’d love to know just kind of what’s going on with your classroom, what’s new with your teaching, what’s going on or what’s new with your podcast?

Well, I mean, I guess to start with gratitude, I’m thankful that you keep bringing me back because I love having these conversations because as an elementary teacher, I’m the only one in my building, and it’s so nice to have this conversation, this connection where it’s like I can nerd out with a fellow art teacher who gets into this stuff, and I love those opportunities. The art teacher at my children’s school was just texting me about stuff and wanting to get together to do some PD together and planning that out.

I’m really grateful that I’m reaching that point in my career where I am not sitting alone at the conference and I am starting to meet other people and know other people and make those connections and know who I can talk to learn about the things that I don’t know about yet, but I’m curious about and all of that. So I’m in a very happy place with a lot of stuff professionally, and I have the sweetest family in the world. My kids are the greatest human beings that I am so lucky to know, and I want to be just like them when I grow up.

I love it. No, I love hearing all of that. That’s really good. So hopefully, I feel like for 98% of the audience that’s really going to warm their heart and then 2% of the people are going to be like, “This is too cheesy,” and they’ve shut it off already, but that’s okay. We’ll move on with our gratitude and our things that we love and appreciate those things today.

And I guess let’s start, like you said, you’re in a good place professionally, and I feel like you’ve worked hard at that. And I think that’s something that a lot of us should be doing, could be doing more of, is trying to build that art teacher community, trying to build those connections. And like you said, when you’re all alone in your building, that’s very, very difficult. And so any place we can find connections, any place we can find community, I think that’s really helpful. So I would encourage as many people as possible to go out and do that. But just looking at your career, like you and I have both been doing this art education thing for a while, but what are you thankful for when it comes to all of your years in art teaching? What are you thankful for in your career?

Okay. So the thing that really brought me to a different space was actually … He wasn’t officially a mentor, but when I first started teaching in the district that I’m teaching in, I was split between schools and the art teacher who was in the other school had been there for a decade, experienced, knew the ropes, and he showed me a lot of tricks to make lessons better. But then we just got along so well that we started experimenting with stuff. Before Zoom was a thing, we were sending messages back and forth to each other’s classrooms and trying to video conference between classes. And that led to pilot programs that we started doing and then we collaborated on a video project. And just to date myself and how long I’ve been doing this, back during the Obama administration, they had the White House Student Film Festival, and my kids got to go to that because of the work that we were doing.

I don’t think I ever knew that.

They only did it for three years, but the first year they did it, we were an official selection.

That’s awesome.

It was a super cool experience. But what I was getting at there was just being open to make a connection with another art teacher and work collaboratively. And I was starting and new to the district, but before that, if I’m being 100% honest, I had a little bit of an overly inflated sense of my own skill. By third year teaching, I was like, okay, first year I got through it. Second year I feel like I kind of know what I’m doing. Third year, it’s like I got this down. And then having to start over in a new district and seeing what other people were doing was a little bit humbling, but being able to accept that help from another person and accept another person’s insights and viewpoints was a tremendous growth moment for me. And it led to so much growth that I never would’ve thought was possible back when I thought I was good at this job.

Yeah. No, I like that. And I think the willingness to help from the mentors perspective is something I’d like to talk about a little bit more later on. But I think that is something that is vital to keep moving this profession forward. And I think that along those same lines, just the willingness to share, the willingness to help other people who are also facing the same things is something that I appreciate when it comes to art education. It took me a while to realize, hey, I should start going to state conferences. I should start going to national conferences when I can.

But then once I did, I saw how many opportunities were out there to connect, to learn from other people, to just see what other people were doing and allow them to share that with me. And that was, like you said, so incredibly valuable, such a growth moment when you finally realize that there’s so much out there and there’s so many things that people can share. And once you tap into that, it makes everybody better. And so I think that’s something that we should do more of as well. So yeah, I don’t know. Any other thoughts on that? Just the idea of connecting or the idea of sharing out what we have?

Well, I think the other thing that I’ve come to realize is that I was really intimidated when I first started going to those conferences. I didn’t know anybody. And outside of the couple of people in my district, I know obviously, but when I went to the conferences the first time, I think I saw one person that I kind of recognized. And it was very intimidating because the first time I went to those conferences, I was thinking these people are all so much smarter and more experienced than I am. And I think the thing that I realized is just like so many other avenues in life, everybody has something to offer and we need to recognize that and appreciate that in others, but also recognize and appreciate that in ourselves.

And sometimes I feel like we don’t give ourselves that permission to brag a little bit and to recognize that we’re good at this, we have something that can help someone else. And it’s really not even boastful. It’s generous to be sharing your expertise once you’ve learned that, okay, this is how I get a kid to stop throwing the paper towel in the sink. You’re listening, you figured that out, please email me because I need to know.

No, I think that’s right though because we all have good solutions for different problems. We’re all creative people. We teach art, we are creative, and we’re going to come up with creative solutions. And it’s good to share those out. And like you said, it’s not bragging. It’s not saying, “Look how great I am.” It’s saying, “Hey, I might’ve figured this out. It may work for you too.” And just being willing to share that. And like you said, it goes both ways. There are so many things we can learn from from other people, but we also have a few things that we can share ourselves.

And I guess that brings me to my next question, which is just the idea of helping other people out. Because people who feel gratitude, people who are appreciative are more likely to pay it forward. And I’m definitely of that mindset. I like to spend a lot of time appreciating what I have. I like to spend a lot of time thinking about how we can share, how we can pay that forward. So I have a list of ideas, but I’ll put the question to you first. What are some ways or how can we pay it forward professionally? How do we give back to the field of art education?

So I always start by thinking in terms of the smallest sphere and then work our way out as we become more comfortable. So it starts in your classroom and once you feel like you’re comfortable in your classroom, because first year you’re in survival mode and you don’t need to take on that pressure to help other people at the same time.

Absolutely.

Get yourself afloat first and that’s perfectly okay. But I think starting by just making those connections, finding your people, even on a small scale, doing the lesson swap and sharing those hacks and stuff like that, it makes a big difference. Being that person on social media who, if you’ve seen my stuff on social media, you can see how uncomfortable I am in front of the camera. I am not that person who has that bubbly personality and can share stuff, but I’m like, “Okay, here’s how you can rehydrate a brick of clay and it’ll work for you.” It may not be fun to look at, but this’ll work and that’s okay too. Whatever you can put out there that’s going to help someone or put a smile on someone’s face. Sharing the art teacher outfits I see all the time and stuff. Nobody wants to see pictures of my outfits, but it’s nice when I see like, wow, you coordinated really well. And anything that brings a smile to someone, I applaud.

But I suppose we should probably get into the more formal aspects, like taking on that mentorship role. I talked initially about my buddy Chuck, who listeners of my podcast have heard come on so many times because he’s my person who’s always like, “Okay, someone canceled. I need to record an interview in an hour, be ready to talk.” And he’s always there with a yes. That makes such a difference. Taking on those mentor roles when you feel like you know what you’re doing, being able to give that lifeline, give that feedback, and do it for others.

Yeah, I was just going to say, I have loved that role and the opportunities that I’ve had to do that. I remember when I first started teaching, my wife started at the same time. We both had mentors, we were the mentees, and she had somebody in our subject area that they became fast friends. My wife learned everything. They’re still friends 20 some years later, which is amazing. And I had somebody who didn’t know anything about art and barely talked to me, and it felt like a huge missed opportunity. And so when I had the chance after you talked about after I got my feet wet, after I felt like I kind of knew what I was doing. The opportunity came about to mentor someone.

And I feel like that’s just such a valuable thing for both of you because not only are you able to share your knowledge, share your experience, share your ideas. You’re also able to put yourself in their shoes and able to remember what it was like to be a first-year teacher and think about, oh, these are the things you struggle with, and it helps you to reflect on your own teaching and think about why you’re doing what you do. And I think that can be worthwhile for both of you.

And I think along those same lines, I really enjoyed the opportunity to have student teachers in my classroom. And I feel like that’s a great opportunity to, again, impart some knowledge and some experience, but also it’s good for students to hear a different voice and hear a different thought on projects, on creativity, on every aspect of the process. Having those additional voices is something that I think is valuable for everybody. I don’t know. Have you had student teachers before? Have you gotten to experience that? What are your thoughts on having student teachers?

So I haven’t had full-on student teachers. I’ve had the practicum students who are doing observations and teach a couple of lessons. Every time after they do that because in Illinois at least we get certified, maybe it’s changed since I went through the process. I had to do elementary and a high school placement and we had to go to different stuff.

Yes. Same here.

So I haven’t seen someone through the whole process. I’ve had two practicum students do observations, both positive experiences, both very wildly different students personality-wise and different ideas. And the thing I found was I not only felt really good about being able to give some guidance and give some help to someone who’s just trying to figure out this world of education. I also learned a lot from them because of both what you said about being like, you have to be very deliberate and thoughtful in terms of how you explain what you’re doing. And then you start to realize like, oh yeah, maybe I should be doing it this way, the way I’m telling them to do it. But also you have another artist in your room who has new ideas that you have not even considered. And the thing that worries me most is the thing that I’m blind to. I’m already working to correct all the faults that I know about, but there’s so much that it never even would’ve occurred to me. And I love that.

Yeah, absolutely. And I think it makes everyone better when you have the chance to really analyze what you’re doing and share those ideas, see new perspectives. I think that’s all really valuable.

Another thing I was thinking about, and something you mentioned as far as PD is just sharing lessons and ideas. I think that’s a great way for us to, again, just pass on that knowledge and that experience. I love to share lessons. I love to share ideas. People may use them, they may not, doesn’t really matter to me, but I really love putting those ideas together and just putting them out there because if that can help even a few people, then I think that’s really valuable. And I think everybody has the opportunity to share.

Obviously not everybody has a podcast where they can do random episodes of their favorite lessons, but everybody has the opportunity to share in their school or in their district or at the state level. Just there are different times in professional development, different connections you have with teachers that you can share your ideas or even if it’s on social media, just passing ideas back and forth. We can add to what each other are doing. We can bring new ideas, we can bring new perspectives. And I think sharing that out can again be helpful for everyone. I guess I just talked for two minutes about it, but Kyle, any other thoughts about sharing ideas, sharing lessons and what that can bring us?

No, I think you’re hitting it. I just want to say I am so thankful to all of you who share your stuff on social media. That’s how I use social media. I’m not good at posting stuff regularly. I’m not good at talking.

So you’re lurking. Are you a lurker?

I use it as a research tool. I generally don’t use it for a lot of happy, relaxing interaction. I use it like I’ve got a class coming in here in an hour, and I hate everything that I have ever done and so I need something new. And then I see a colleague of mine has posted a delightful Jeff Koons inspired balloon dog drawing, and I’m like, yep, that’s what I’m doing next hour. I love seeing that stuff, and I’m so grateful for everyone who puts out a good YouTube channel or the AOE obviously has great YouTube content that I have stolen from. And I love the stuff that, especially videos, I am such a big fan of the videos where I can actually see and understand the process. So thank you to all of us who do that.

Yes, big thank you to everybody who puts anything, any resources like that together. Like I said, we are making each other better. I’ve also thought about paying it forward through advocating just for art ed in general, like going to school board meetings and talking about accomplishments or what your kids are doing. Just any chance you have to brag on your kids. Let’s say they make it into, I don’t know, a White House student film festival. You got to get out there and promote that and advocate that because it helps talk about how the arts are helpful, why they’re so important.

And it doesn’t need to be the school board, but you can even just educate your colleagues in the building about what you do with art, what your kids are accomplishing with art. Take those things to your assistant principal, your principal, anybody else in your district, and kind of talk about the cool things that you were doing, what kids are getting out of your classroom, and just let people share or share with people and help them to understand what we are doing in art and why it’s so valuable. Do you do things like that? What does advocacy look like for you?

Okay. I have talked at school board meetings. Usually not … I’ve been to school board meetings when they’re doing like, okay, a recognition for this or whatever.

Yeah.

But in all honesty, I think in my experience, the most effective advocacy is actually asking for help, is actually asking for stuff. Because you build relationships with people when you’re working together for a common cause, and when you reach out to a local charitable organization, there’s a local educational association that has given me grants for stuff before. And then I take pictures of how I use that grant money, and they can use that at their fundraisers. And they love it because the art stuff that they fund always photographs beautifully so they can bring stuff in. And then there’s happy smiling kids using these things that they bought for the program. And so they become the advocates instead of me talking to the community saying, “Look at this great thing I’m doing.” It’s a trusted organization saying, “Look at this great thing that’s happening because of your support.” And then everybody feels good and invested in it.

And along similar lines, I have found that parent volunteers are the greatest advocates for my program. And so when I was younger, I used to be hesitant to call in volunteers because I thought asking for reinforcements is showing that I can’t handle the job.

Right. I have the same feeling.

And I felt like it signaled a lacking in me. And the thing I realized, especially once I became a parent, is those volunteers are not coming in because they think you can’t handle passing out water dishes. They’re not coming in because they are loving to wipe up slop and spills. They’re coming in because they want that moment where they see their kids smile as they enter the room, and you are giving them that opportunity. You are giving them that warm fuzzy moment and that memory, and they are going to look at whatever you’re doing in the classroom with a very generous eye. And then that creates that positive chatter.

And I have had parent volunteers who have written to my admin saying, “This lesson that Mr. Wood did,” because I only call in the parent volunteers for my home run lessons. It’s not my hardest lesson. It’s the ones that I know will go smoothly and everyone’s going to feel good about. But I’ve had parents right to my admin saying, “This was the coolest experience and I’m so glad.” And that’s the best advocacy when you get other stakeholders to recognize that value. So just bringing in other people as partners and letting them feel like they’re a part of the success, they’re going to want to brag about your program because they’re a part of it then.

Yeah, that is wonderfully said and Kyle, another reason I appreciate always having you on is because you end the episode so very well, I don’t even have to say anything after that. So I appreciate you putting all of those thoughts together and just kind of sharing your perspective on all of these things. Can you stick around for just a bit longer and we’ll play a quick game of This or That?

You know I’ve always got time.

Okay. We are now going to play a quick round of This or That Art History Edition, because Kyle, you have the Who Arted Podcast. So I could not think of a better topic than art history. Are you ready to go?

I am ready. Although I got to say this is the highest pressure I think I’ve ever felt talking to you because I feel like you’re going to … You know my weaknesses, you’re going to expose me for the fraud that I am.

No, no, no judgment here. No judgment here. We’re just running right through these. I need to know who you prefer. Let’s start with Keith Haring or Jean-Michel Basquiat?

Oh, I’m going Keith Haring.

Right.

Honestly, no shade to either, but Keith Haring, I absolutely love because the older I get, the more I just appreciate something that is earnest and positive. And Basquiat, there’s so much good in his work, but there’s also just so much layering to it. And Haring’s is so direct, and I love that. I love the directness and the earnestness, and there’s something I can’t get enough of.

Okay. Self-portraits or landscapes?

To teach or to create?

From art history, would you rather see people’s self-portraits or would you rather see their landscapes?

Oh, this is going to depend on who it is because that’s so much … I’m going to say the self-portrait. At the end of the day, I like something that reveals somebody’s true nature and their character. And whether it’s like a representational or an abstracted, I probably favor the abstracted and more conceptual.

Okay. All right. Manet or Monet?

Oh, Monet. Monet. Monet was my entry point into art. I still, to this day, remember second grade art awareness, seeing Monet’s work, and I went home and I remember saying to my dad, “I know what I want to do. I want to be an artist.” And my dad looking at me and just being like, “You’re going to be poor,” which he is such a good sport about every time I tell that story, because the fuller story is he was just warning me, “Most artists struggle. And for that, I support you in it.”

That’s good. All right. Napoleon leading the army over the Alps, Jacques-Louis David version or Kehinde Wiley version?

Oh, I’m going to go with the Wiley. Yeah.

Okay.

Okay. I think Wiley is one of those artists that I am starting to feel like I’ve seen his work too much, and so I’m starting to pull back from it a little bit.

Oh, interesting.

But I do like what he’s doing with a lot of the backdrops that are becoming so much more. There’s a lot of creativity in it that I appreciate, the different way of presenting the subject.

All right. Surrealism or impressionism?

I am still going to go … My heart is always with impressionism. My head starts to go a little bit towards surrealism, but I’m going with impressionism.

All right. I love that we have discovered your one true love in art history, and it’s Claude Monet. This is fantastic. All right, and finally, Frida Kahlo or Diego Rivera?

Ooh, I’m going to go with Frida. Frida’s work is a little bit more interesting to me and Diego, while I appreciate a lot of ideas behind what he was doing, I feel like there’s too much that I’ve read about him as a person-

It’s tough to get over that.

Well, the artist and biography thing, I’ve always looked at a little bit like, okay, is the artist’s biography intertwined with their work? And when I look at the city of industry murals and then I read about how he was treating his workers, it’s hard for me to get past that. Whereas other stuff, I can separate them mentally. And Frida, I mean, obviously you can’t separate her biography from her work because her most famous work was very autobiographical.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Cool. Well, that is all I have for you. No wrong answers on This or That, but somehow you and I agreed on all six of these, so I’m excited that we’re aligned on all those. So, cool. Well, Kyle, thanks for playing.

That is tremendously validating. Thank you.

Well, thank you for playing, thank you for coming on the podcast, sharing all of your ideas. I appreciate all of it as always.

Oh, it’s great. Thank you for having me.

I will go ahead and wrap it up because as always, Kyle and I talk for way too long. But I enjoyed our conversation. I enjoyed playing This or That at the end. And of course, more than anything, I hope we are able to give you some ideas that might work for you somewhere throughout the conversation today. And I hope you can take a minute to be grateful about what art education has given you and what you might want to do if you were to pay it forward.

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Welcome to Art Ed Radio, the podcast for art teachers. This show is produced by the Art of Education University, and I’m your host, Tim Bogatz. All right. Welcome to November. Welcome everyone to the November Mailbag. It is the first episode of the month, so we are here to answer all of your questions. Amanda Heyn is back this month joining me. Amanda, how are you?

I’m so good. I really missed last month, but thanks to Janet for filling in. My mom also missed me being on the podcast, although she really enjoyed listening to Janet too.

That’s good. Your mom is a loyal listener. Wait, does she listen to other episodes or does she just listen when you show up?

No, just mine.

Okay. I assumed as much. I don’t know why she would listen to me if she’s not an art teacher, but we appreciate her listening.

We do.

Yeah. Shout out. I guess we should say, when this episode airs, it is election day. So, I want to tell everybody, please go vote. I don’t care how you vote, but please go vote. My wife is a social studies teacher and it’s very important for her that everyone is civically engaged. So, message from her to everyone, please go vote. Amanda, did you vote already?

Yeah, of course. I voted early as coincides with my personality. I brought my kids. I think it’s really cool for your kids to go with if you have kiddos, your own personal children. Obviously, don’t bring students to the polls, and they had really cute future voter stickers-

Oh, nice.

… at my polling place. So, the kids really liked it.

That’s good.

It feels good to be, like you said, civically engaged. Did you vote?

Yeah, I voted by mail. Nebraska has been doing that for a while, and so my wife and I both vote by mail early. So, we can get our ballots and just research each issue that we don’t know enough about. Because when you go to the polls, if you don’t remember exactly how you’re supposed to vote, it’s tough to look things up. You feel like you’re taking too long and it’s very stressful for me.

Yes, I like giving myself a mental cheat sheet. In Wisconsin, they have a thing where you can… I don’t know if Nebraska, I don’t know if this is everywhere, but it’s like you can look up what’s on your ballot. You put in your address. It’ll show you your ballot ahead of time.

Yeah, you can do your prep work. But yeah, I enjoy just doing it at my kitchen table. So, I always vote by mail, and like I said, you can track your ballot, make sure it’s arrived, make sure it’s counted. Yeah, I appreciate all of that, so I was happy to do that. Beyond elections, we’ve moved past Halloween. It’s November. What else is going on for you?

I have a fall garden update.

Everyone was so ready to be done with gardens. Are we still talking about gardens in November?

Nobody can see this, but I brought all the plants in my new fall garden, all the things.

Oh, my gosh.

Maybe they can do an ASMR. Can you hear this?

Have you flipped through the tags? Yeah.

Yeah, little tags.

Sounds terrible. But tell us about that.

I hired my friend to redo a garden because turns out if you plant a tree over a garden, then your garden turns from a sun garden into a shade garden over the years. So, we had this garden that was planted before we moved in. This is getting really long. Anyway, there’s a lot of different Hostas in there because I was like, “Please give me a plant I don’t need to do anything to and it will just grow.” I just really like the names. There’s some different green tones or hues I guess we would say. My favorite one is called guacamole. It has darker green around the edges and then an avocado.

Okay. Okay. I like it.

I also really like Jack Frost because it’s shiny. The leaves almost look fuzzy or they have a sheen and I’m really into it.

So you have a very specific aesthetic for this new garden.

Oh, she made me a ranking system, because I was like, “Look, I don’t know anything about how to take care of plants, but I do know what I like and what I don’t like.” I’m picky aesthetically. So, she made essentially a Google Quiz for me and I had to rank all of the pictures of all of the plants and it was very fun. Then the last step is we’re going to do a river of tulips in the middle of this garden. I’m so excited.

I like this. So, are we expecting in the spring it’s going to be looking great like you plant now and it’s coming in for the spring?

That’s the hope. I have been watering it on the schedule she told me to. I’m being very diligent.

I was going to say, this all sounds very elaborate.

No, but it’s not. I was like, push the easy button. I can’t be pruning things.

Yeah, yeah, I understand.

So anyway, you’re welcome to everybody who came for garden talk, and I’m sorry to all the people who do not.

All right. Can I share one quick story? Because this was a fun one for me. I was at the grocery store last week and just go up the aisle and I just hear off the side, I hear this voice go, “Art, art, art!” I was like, “What?” I look over and it is a former student of mine. She had just a lot of intellectual and developmental disabilities, but she remembered me from 2008, 2009. She remembered me as her art teacher. So, I was like, “Katie!” So I went over and talked to her and she loves checking out people’s thumbnails. So, every day when she came into art, she would have to inspect my thumbnail.

So, I went over and just gave her my thumb and she looked at it and her mom got the biggest smile on her face that I had remembered that. So, she checked out. So, I talked to Katie for a while, talked to mom for a while, but really just warmed my heart that this kid remembered me from… She’s got to be in her 30s now. Yeah, she remembered and shouted art at me when she saw me. So, I love that.

I would love if people shouted art at me and remembered me like that.

Absolutely. So, that was a feel good moment for me. So, I appreciated that. That was very cool.

That’s awesome.

I guess the other thing that we should talk about before we open up the mailbag are the show notes that we always talk about because you all should see the look on Amanda’s face right now.

Here’s the thing.

Can you tell us why we need to talk about show notes?

Yeah, because I realized I don’t know what the show notes are. Every time we do a mailbag, I personally say at least three times we’ll put it in the show notes and then I realized I don’t know where to find the show notes. Are the show notes on our website? Do you click a button? Are the show notes in the podcast player? This is extra embarrassing because I like to consider myself like a podcast connoisseur.

You are a podcast listener. You definitely are.

So I just thought, “Well, maybe A, either everyone thinks I’m an idiot, which is fine, or B, maybe other people don’t know where the show notes are. Maybe I could just be a little vulnerable and maybe you could just tell me where the show notes are and maybe that would just help other people find the resources.”

Yeah, I’m going to go with B and we appreciate your vulnerability. You can find the show notes on our website if you ever go and listen via the website. If you open your podcasts app, when Art Ed Radio pops up, it’ll come up with a list of episodes underneath there. You’ll probably see the logo and then you’ll see the list of episodes. When you click on the episode, it’ll give you the description. It’s one paragraph long, talking about what is there, what the episode is about. Then below that are all of the show notes, all of the resources, all of the links. So, you may have to scroll just a bit, but it’ll say resources and links. Then for these episodes, we have six or eight or 10 resources and links usually. You can find everything right there in the app.

Wow, that’s so amazing. What a time we live in. Thank you for explaining that.

What a time to be alive. All right. Then can I add one more thing? We should probably do this before we’re 9 or 10 minutes into the episode, but I have been made aware that we have a lot of new listeners to these podcast episodes or the mailbag episodes, a lot of new listeners to the podcast. So, I got a couple messages saying, “These episodes are great, who are you?” So I thought we should introduce ourselves.

So, I am Tim Bogatz. I’ve hosted this podcast for eight years now, something like that, maybe nine years, 450 episodes worth. Yeah, I was an elementary teacher, art teacher for a couple of years. I was a secondary art teacher for a lot of years. Then I’ve been working full-time for the Art of Ed for the past eight years. So, yeah, this is what we do. We’re coming at you every week with podcast episodes. So, Amanda, can you give all of our new listeners a quick introduction?

Yes. I am the director of community engagement at AOEU. I have been also working here for an eternity. I have done a lot of different roles here. I wrote for the magazine. I edited it. I oversaw PRO Learning, our PD platform. I’m heavily involved in the NOW Conference and now our new community platform. So, that’s really exciting. We hope you all join us over there. We’ll put a link in the show notes.

I was just going to say, I will link in the show notes to the community.

Yeah, how to do that. I also am a former art teacher. I taught elementary art and loved it. What else? I love confetti. I’m a Scorpio. What else do you want to add? That’s it for now.

You love gardens. I think that’s good. So, anyway, welcome to all of our new listeners. It’s great to meet you. I hope you enjoy these episodes and we have a lot of emails and questions to get to. So, Amanda, can you officially get us started?

Yes, let’s go ahead and open up the mailbag.

All right. Our first question comes from Tracy. Tracy says, “I’m on bed rest for the next two months and I need as many suggestions as possible. I would love to know your favorite art-related movies or shows on Netflix or any other platforms so I can add them to my list. What art shows have you enjoyed watching?” All right. Amanda, I feel like this question could not be any more in your wheelhouse, so I would love for you to answer this first.

Yeah, how much time do you have? I do want to answer it first. First of all, we’re very sorry to hear that you’re on bed rest. I can’t imagine any situation where that’s a good thing. So, we are sending you all the positive vibes. I do have recommendations broken down by platform for you. I love TV. Okay, so my first recs come from Netflix if you’re Netflix user. The first is the Abstract: The Art of Design series. It follows a bunch of different designers. There’s an episode on Olafur Eliasson who does these incredible light installations. I really love him. That episode is called The Design of Art. So, that’s good. The whole series is good, but if you’re looking like super, super art, like fine art specific, I would suggest that as a place to start.

Okay, the next one I’m going to butcher, but I believe it’s Vjeran Tomic: The Spider-Man of Paris. If you just look up the Spider-Man of Paris, you should get to it. But this interviews an art thief about a robbery he carried out at the Paris Museum of Modern Art. So, he legitimately did an art heist and he is being interviewed for this documentary. The reason he’s called the Spider-Man of Paris is because he literally scales buildings. So, there’s also all of this first person footage of GoPro of him scaling the buildings and doing parkour, essentially the rooftops. It also interviews some of the individuals he stole from. So, it mainly tracks this one heist he did, but he also was a cat burglar, going into people’s apartments and taking art off their walls while they were home. It’s so fascinating.

Okay. Did he GoPro his crimes? Did he record his crimes?

I don’t think so. I think it’s after the fact that this is adding to the ambiance of the documentary.

I got you.

So it’s not like first person art crime.

Which I would totally watch by the way. But no, this whole thing sounds fascinating. I like it.

It keeps you on the edge of your seat because is he going to fall off the roof? But obviously, spoiler alert, he does not. Okay. Then if you haven’t watched the Bob Ross documentary, it’s called Happy Accidents, Betrayal and Greed.

Right? It starts off so happy. You bring it up on the Netflix queue and you’re like, “Bob Ross”. The first word you see is happy and then all of a sudden betrayal and greed.

Yeah. If you love Bob Ross, you should watch it. It’s really interesting about how his estate has unfolded over the years. I’ll just say that.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay. Should I just keep going?

Yes, I would love to know what else you got.

All right. Amazon Prime, you can sometimes get to PBS through this. I think this also might just straight up be on YouTube, but there is an old documentary called Between the Folds, which is about origami, which I know you’re saying that sounds so boring, but I promise it’s so good. It’s about the intersection of origami and other disciplines. So, they talk about the future of medicine and origami and there is a fine artist who does more sculptural work and it’s just my own children are obsessed with origami. We’ve been to the National Origami Convention in New York City.

So, this is a required viewing in our home, but it’s a really fun watch and it’s just under an hour, I think. So, it’s an easy one. Then on Hulu, I have a couple of education-related shows, so these are not art shows, but if you’re not watching Abbott Elementary, what are you doing?

Great, great.

Great. Just about an elementary school, in the style of The Office with the confessionals and stuff, really fun. The other one I hesitate recommending because it is like take the M warning seriously. Okay, do not watch this with kids around. The M warning is there for multiple reasons, but it is called The English Teacher. Again, I just think it’s a very realistic take on the state of education in general. I find myself laughing out loud at a lot of it. But again, if you don’t like swearing, if you don’t like other mature themes, not for you.

Okay. Is this a funny show though? I don’t know anything about it. Okay.

Funny show.

You made it sound like it was filled with murder and sex. It’s a little bit of murder.

There’s no murder. There’s a lot going on. So, there’s a lot going on, but I am enjoying it.

Okay, sounds good. All right, thank you. I will run through mine really quickly. Mine are almost all from Netflix. This is a robbery about the Gardner Museum heist. I believe there are four episodes, a great documentary there. Then that can probably send you down a whole different rabbit hole of books and podcasts about the Gardner Museum heist. Fascinating. I think I’ve consumed it all. It’s very good. There is also a documentary about art forgery called Made You Look.

That one’s good.

Yeah, it caused quite the stir a couple years ago when it came out. I think we did an emergency podcast all about it. So, yeah, that’s a very good one if you have not seen that. There’s a new one I have not watched yet, but a couple friends have recommended it to me called The Andy Warhol Diaries. So, I don’t know anything about it, but I’ve heard it’s good, so it might be worth checking out. I also love Blown Away. I don’t know how to describe a competition show about glassblowing and I don’t know how many seasons they have now, but there are multiple seasons. So, if you’re down for a binge-watch, then you can definitely do that. Also, if I can plug another podcast, back after season one, I interviewed Momo Schafer, one of the contestants from Blown Away.

That was a super fun interview. You can check that out too if you’re looking for extras. Then there’s a documentary about Cai Guo-Qiang called Sky Ladder, and I actually talked about this a couple of weeks ago when we were talking about sci-fi artists, but he does all sorts of great explosions and drawing with gunpowder and fireworks and great documentary about all of his stuff. So, definitely would recommend that. I would also say just go to the Art21 website. If you’re not familiar with Art21, they do dives into contemporary artists and contemporary work. There are dozens. There’s maybe hundreds of episodes and other things to explore resources. Super easy to just get lost in everything that’s there and probably sparks some inspiration for your classroom too.

I don’t know if that’s of interest to you right now, but there’s definitely a lot there. Then finally, I don’t know if you’re looking for books or not, but I’m reading a book right now called Get the Picture by Bianca Bosker. She’s basically an investigative journalist, but she just decided like, “Hey, I want to incorporate myself into the art world. I want to break into the art world,” if you think of super fancy, very elitist art shows and galleries and whatever. She decides, “I want to be a part of this world and I want to see how this goes.”

So she dives in as a studio assistant, as a museum guard, as an art buyer, and takes on all of these roles to figure out everything that’s happening in the art world. It’s a fascinating concept. She’s a great writer. It’s a very, very good book. I’m about halfway through right now, so I don’t know how it’s going to end, but so far, it’s great and I would highly recommend that.

That’s fun.

Yeah, it’s a good one. I’ll link to it in the show notes.

Okay, great.

Also, if anybody’s listening and you want to add anything to the recommendations list, please just shoot us an email. Maybe we can hit a few more things next month if we get some more recommendations. All right, our next question is from Amy. Amy says, “I have parent-teacher conferences coming up soon. They always go fine for me, but I’m wondering what your best response is to parents always saying, ‘I could never draw a stick figure.'” I feel like we’ve all heard this one million times.

Oh, my gosh.

Amanda, what is your best response to that?

I think I might just say, “Good news, we never draw stick figures in art.” When people tell me this, I just gently remind them that all things art takes practice. I talk about how it’s a common misconception that people are just born being good at art. Yes, people have natural inclinations for things, but you don’t just exist and know how to do everything. I think I just try to apply this logic to any other discipline. You know what I mean? Music, I could never play twinkle twinkle little star. I bet you could. I bet-

If you worked at it, I bet you could figure it out.

I also like to talk about with parents that art is more than drawing. Yes, drawing is an essential foundational skill that I do believe impacts other disciplines, but there are many, many skilled ceramicists and sculptors and fiber artists that don’t rely on “go-to realistic drawing” to make their work. So, I try, it maybe depends on if it’s the third time I’ve heard it or the 30th time I’ve heard it that even. But I think it can open up a fun and interesting conversation.

Yeah, I think so. I think it gives you the opportunity to just talk about what you want to talk about. If you think about the best athletes or coaches or politicians, when you ask them a question, they don’t really answer that question. They just talk about whatever they want to talk about, get their talking points out. So, that’s how I think about it, especially at conferences. So, like you said, just use that opportunity to either talk about the program or just hype up the kid that’s there and talk about how well they’re doing. So, yeah, whenever I hear that, I usually give a fake laugh. I’m like, “I’ve never heard that before. Oh, so funny.” But then, yeah, just use that opportunity, like you said, to talk about how art is way more than drawing.

We do drawing. Yes. I’m very good at teaching drawing. So, your kid will get better at that. But more importantly, we are becoming more creative. We’re doing problem solving and critical thinking and just talk about all of the other opportunities that are there in our class and how there are so many more things that we can do and then just talk about, “Hey, your kid is actually pretty good at this. The more they work, the better they’ll get.” They’re going to do all of these really cool things and just talk about all of the opportunities ahead and so many more things to do that go beyond just drawing there. So, I think a lot of parents say that because they don’t know about art, they don’t know what else to say. So, just use that as an opportunity to, in a very friendly way, just educate them and tell them a little bit more about what you’re teaching and what their kids will have the opportunity to do.

I think that’s a really good point actually. What they’re expressing is admiration for what you do. I can never do that. I can’t believe you can do that. So, I think assuming good intentions and then opening up whatever conversation you want to is a really good solution.

Yeah, excellent point. Assume good intentions no matter how many times you hear that. But yeah, just keep it on a positive note and I think that’s the best approach to dealing with that.

Yeah.

All right. Our next question comes from Sebastian in Maryland. Sebastian says, “My kids seem to be really good at destroying art supplies. Think broken rulers and snapped pencils and crushed crayons and pastels. We’re doing bookwork right now until I figure this out. I’m going to start with just pencil drawing and we’ll work our way back to more supplies. Is that the best approach? How do you deal with destructive students?”

Well, that’s a very positive way to frame it, to be really good at destroying art supplies. Also, that sounds really hard, and I’m sorry you’re dealing with that. It can be really disheartening, especially because we know our budgets are not often what we want them to be. So, if you have kids purposefully breaking the supplies, that is not okay on many levels. I do think it’s worthwhile thinking about what that behavior is trying to tell you. Behavior is a form of communication. So, what are they saying to you by destroying the supplies? It was interesting. This made me think of something that happened when I was student teaching. I was working in a really, really rough school with kids who didn’t have a lot of opportunities outside of the classroom for emerging activities.

The first time that my cooperating teacher got out paint with these kiddos, they were in kindergarten and probably half the class within two minutes had smeared the paint all over their hands and arms. We were like, “What is happening? What is happening?” In this case, they weren’t trying to be destructive, but they were being extremely messy, which was a problem. We realized, okay, these kids have never finger painted, right?

Yeah, they have no idea what the texture, the feel of this is.

Right. So, okay, take a step back. What tactile experiences can we give them in order to get that out of their system and let them experiment and explore? And then we teach them, okay, this paint, you use a brush to bathe in. So, I wonder if more novel supplies might captivate them or things that aren’t as easy to destroy or things that are meant to be squeezed or stretched or manipulated, right? So I don’t know what level you are working with. This obviously would be different if you’re talking about lower elementary versus middle versus high school. But if it’s elementary, pattern blocks, right? You can’t really destroy those, but you can make some really cool interesting designs with them or model magic or weaving.

For some reason, weaving always got my squirreliest kids to be quiet. That seems counterintuitive, but that worked for me. I don’t know. I also wonder about dry erase markers and personal dry erase boards. So, they’re drawing and then they can erase. I don’t know. I’m just thinking about what could captivate them. Also, all of this is with the caveat that it is important to teach them to respect materials. I like how you’re thinking about bringing it back to basics and working your way up from there. I do think if they are breaking the pencils every time, yes, they don’t get to use pencils. I think you’re on the right track. But I’m just trying to say think a little bit more outside of the box as to what might captivate them enough to engage them in the right way.

Then, the last thing I thought about is I think it’s a good idea to reign it in and then open up supplies as the students can prove they’re ready, but what does that look like? Could it be a gamification challenge? How do they unlock different materials? Can you connect it with video games? What parameters can you put in place? When they meet this challenge, then they get to use these supplies. So, I don’t know. The last thing I have is your mileage may vary, but with some kids who are being destructive, it sometimes works to appeal to the greater good and sometimes it doesn’t and they don’t care.

But sometimes kids don’t realize if I break this pencil, that means six other kids don’t get to use a pencil that day. These aren’t just your supplies, you’re not just here, and then in a bubble, you leave. The whole school uses these and so you’re actually destroying them for everybody. So, I don’t know. Sometimes that works, sometimes it doesn’t.

Well, I think we’re at the point where we’ll try whatever, I want to speak for Sebastian, but if we’re down to just pencils at this point, I’m sure he’s open to a lot of different ideas. So, Sebastian asked, “Is this the right approach to go back to pencils then slowly open things back up?” I would say, “Yes, that is the right approach.” So short answer. Yeah, you’re on the right track. I was just going to talk about when I first started, erasers were a huge problem for me. We had the erasers because kids just love to rip them in half and they love to have them just disappear. They would get crumbled. They would get torn. They would get cut up.

Poked.

Oh yeah. Stabbing so many pencils. It’s such a disaster. So, it took me a long time to figure out how to actually make that work for my classroom. I tried a lot of things. I put together a bunch of kneaded erasers. So, I had a ball that I just carried around. I would break off a little bit for a kid when they needed it. Then they had to give it back when they were done. That actually worked okay. I cut erasers in half or in thirds, so they could not do that themselves. So, they have a smaller one to work with. If I knew kids were destroying it, I would pick up the pieces and then the next time they ask for an eraser, I would just give them a tiny piece. Then when they complain, oh, it’s the same one you had last time, what happened to it? So that helped a little bit.

Having individual sign-outs can work, that was not great for me because I didn’t love keeping track of that, but a sign-out sheet is good. Or if kids have to get up and walk across the room to pick up supplies, they’re less likely to use them a lot. It really cuts down on a lot of waste. Along with the individual sign-outs, a lot of times if you have everything together at a table and just one person in charge, whether that’s a bucket of supplies and just have one person to monitor the supplies and then when things don’t come back or things get destroyed, you can at least narrow down who’s doing it. Then I would just say if you can make clear consequences for destroying materials, a lot of times that can head off some things too like if you know who’s doing it.

You can figure that out through supply monitors or through sign out sheets or whatever else. I mean, consequences can be anything. First time’s a warning. Second time, you call home or talk to whoever’s at home. Third time, you lose those privileges. Make sure you have your processes in order and kids know what the consequences are for destroying things. Hopefully, taking it slow as you get back in will help you with the problem you’re trying to solve here. All right, go ahead. Go ahead.

Quick idea. Well, if you’re at the secondary level, I know a lot of teachers do art kits and this is dependent on your budget if you can do this or not. But essentially kids get two paint brushes, a pencil, a Sharpie, and eraser, and those are theirs for the entire quarter or semester, however long you have them. Once they run out or if they choose to destroy their own supplies, then sorry, you’re out of luck. So, teaching them ownership in that way. But again, that’s very dependent on a lot of factors, but just wanted to throw it in there.

No, I like that. I usually did that with my advanced courses. I usually did not trust my intro kids to hang onto their own stuff. But yeah, like I said, Sebastian, you know your classes better than anybody. You’ll know what’ll work for them. All right. Amanda, we’re to our final question. No, we are not. We have two. Oh, my goodness.

Two questions. I know.

Thank you. Okay, this comes from Kelsey Whaley in Shelbyville, Tennessee. Kelsey says, “Hi. I am a former high school art teacher and recently stepped over into the K-eight world to be with my own children at their school.” Congratulations, Kelsey. That’s a dream come true for a lot of people. I never thought the little kids would be for me, but I’m absolutely loving it. The hardest part about my day is keeping each class on the schedule with so many conflicts each week or getting pulled. I see each class for 45 minutes one time a week. So, if we miss Monday for instance, that whole day of classes gets behind the others. How do I keep them together? What do I do with the other ones while the ones behind catch up? At what point do you just move on? I’m loving your podcast weekly.

Thank you so much. All right. Well, Kelsey, thank you for the kind words about the podcast. My advice would be to talk to classroom teachers and see if there are things that they can finish in their classroom. Now, this obviously depends on if you think those teachers would be open to it, you’ll know best their personality, the curriculum they have to teach, whether they’re going to allow interruption. Very much it just depends on those classroom teachers. I think everybody who teaches elementary knows exactly what I’m talking about. But yeah, you’ll know best if that’ll work, but if you think it would, let them finish things up in their classroom. But I think it’s a good goal to keep classes aligned.

I think that is a lot less prep work for you. Just keeps things a lot more simple for you if you can keep your classes at the same place in the same order. If some classes are getting ahead, I would just look for one day lessons to keep them engaged for a day or early finish activities, whatever else you can do to just keep them engaged, keep them making art for a day or so while the other classes catch up. One more time, plug the show notes. You can search for one day lessons on the AOEU site. We’ll put a few of our favorites in the show notes. You’ll find a lot there.

Even if you just pull two, three, four of your favorite, that can get you through a lot as you try and get those classes aligned. Just give them an extra day to work while the other classes catch up. Find something fun for them to do that’s still creative, still worthwhile, and I think that’s probably your best solution to try and keep them aligned. So, Amanda, you have more elementary experience than I do. So, what would you say in this situation?

Yeah, I agree with trying to keep everybody together. It’s just so much easier. If I were you or probably by my second or third year of teaching, I was able to do this, but look ahead at the calendar for the next two to three months and figure out how many times you’re going to see each class in the timeframe and then you can adjust the lessons accordingly. So, if you see one class eight times and another seven times and another six times, you can handle that in a few ways. I think the easiest in a case like that would be to plan something cohesive for the six times that you’re going to see all the classes and then tack on some extension days for the other times or other classes that you will see.

So, that might mean extending the lesson. It might mean giving more of a free choice day, or I often used an extra class period to try to experiment with something that I’m not sure if I want to add to the curriculum where I’m not sure it was a good idea to do a grade level.

A test run of something basically.

Yeah, use it as a test run. I think another thing to do with extra class periods is to find a way to use up those materials you don’t have enough of to use with an entire grade level. People are always giving you 27 plain wooden spool. I thought of you, I was at a grad sale and thank you, but I can’t really do a whole lot with this. So, developing some fun projects to use up those materials is another way. Another option is just to build in an automatic catch-up day once every couple of months. So, you already know that you have an automatically built-in buffer for classes who might need to finish things or even kids who might need to just finish things. Okay. I have two more ideas, really quick.

These are good. We like all these ideas, take your time.

You can also have a set of five pre-planned extra lessons that could work for any grade level. So, think no to low prep drawing centers, read a book, do a project, whatever, and then you can just pull those out as needed. Maybe it’s as simple as you’re reading a book and then you have a drawing prompt and you’re using computer paper and markers. So, it’s just something you can pull out at a moment’s notice. The final thing I would say is don’t worry about cutting a project short or modifying it for a class. So, maybe one class doesn’t get through all the steps or maybe you make a certain class’s paper smaller so it takes less time. There’s a lot of ways that you can experiment and be flexible with this.

Wow, all great advice. Thank you. Appreciate all of those ideas and yeah, good luck. Would you like to bring us our final question, Amanda?

I would. So, our last question comes from the Art of Ed community. So, if you haven’t joined yet, what are you waiting for? You don’t even need to wait for us to answer your questions. You can just go there and post your burning questions and you’ll get excellent advice the very same day. We’ll stick the link again in the show notes, but you can also go to community.theartofeducation.edu, which I think I might’ve said wrong in the horror stories. So, sorry about that.

You know what? They’ll find it in the show notes. It’s okay.

They’ll find it in the show notes, right. Okay. So, come join us. It’s free. There are 3,000 teachers in there already, and it’s just like they have really good vibes.

It’s an amazing place to hang out. I really enjoy it.

It’s like social media, but only the good parts. So, anyway, come hang. Okay, so someone posted a really great question that had to do with project due dates and I thought it was going to be a good one to talk about here because there’s a lot of nuance and things to talk about. So, I got a really thoughtful discussion going, and essentially, they were asking other people to share how they handled late work. So, did people deduct points? How did people handle kids who rushed through to meet a due date versus students who took extra time but put in more effort? They were wanting to find a middle ground.

This was really great because another community member was like, “Oh, my gosh. I’m having the same issue.” So it can be really helpful to get your question answered, but also just to validate your feelings that you are not alone. Many people are dealing with the exact same things you’re wondering about.

Yes.

So I would love to give a little recap of what people said and then I want to know your thoughts.

Okay.

All right. So, the consensus was most community members had due dates, but then varied on how they accepted late work. So, some marked the work missing right away and gave it a zero if it wasn’t in by the due date. But then they let kids turn it in to change their grade at a later date. So, they use the zero to catch kids and parents if they’re paying attention, but then the kids had a chance to remedy that. That is how a lot of the teachers at my own kiddo schools handle things. I really appreciate it because the way that my kiddo’s language arts teacher put it is, “What is the goal here? If the goal is learning, then we give them a chance to learn.”

Some teachers took that idea a step further and said they only gave full credit if the student had a reasonable excuse for turning it in late. So, for example, if a kid is goofing off every day and choosing not to work in class, that is not a good excuse for taking three extra weeks, right? And then some teachers set a soft due date and then waited to set a hard due date until they gauged how most of the class was doing, which I thought was an interesting approach. Hey, we’re going to try to wrap up by Friday, but then if half the class is not anywhere near done, maybe that becomes a Wednesday.

So, you give them a last chance, which I thought was a good idea. Then of course, some teachers gave a due date and if the kids missed, they missed. The rationale there was that kids are going to be accountable to deadlines in “real life” and school is a pretty low risk place to learn that. So, I just appreciated the wide variety of perspectives. It was a really supportive and wonderful conversation. So, I think we can put a link right to that discussion.

Okay. Okay. We’ll do it. We’ll do it. All right. People are going to have nightmares after this episode. They’re going to try and lay in bed and all they hear in their head is just show notes, show notes, show notes.

So like I mentioned, just what I just said in our previous question, I built in that catch-up day, didn’t really deal with late work as a perpetual problem as an elementary teacher, but I’m curious to know what you did in your classroom today.

Well, the all of the above approach as I listened to you talk about this, yeah, I did that, I did that, I did that. I would just start off by saying I feel very strongly, I will not rant about this, but I don’t think that kids should lose points for turning things in late. It goes back to that and that question as I believe what your kid’s language arts teacher said, what are we grading? So I think teachers should ask themselves that. What are you grading? Is it academic and artistic growth or is it compliance? Are you grading what they’re learning or how good they are at following directions?

I guess when I was a young teacher, once upon a time, we were having this debate in a staff meeting and my principal said, “There are consequences in the real world if you don’t turn things in on time.” Then one of my colleagues just raised their hand and said, “What are the consequences for you not returning that email that I sent three days ago?” I was just like, “Oh.”

Burn.

Yeah. So, that was an excellent point. That very much clarified my thinking on that. Oh yeah, this is not as big of a deal, that real world excuse, that doesn’t work for me. So, yeah, I always went with pretty flexible deadlines and I would have kids help me decide when things are going to be turned in, especially my advanced classes. We’d just talk as a class like, “Hey, I was thinking about having this due on Thursday. Will that work for you?” or say like, “Hey, we’re going to do end of the week. If you need more time than that, raise your hand.” If 80% of the kids raise their hand, okay, we’ll see where we are at the end of the week and talk about next week. So, I think just communicating with them, that’s fine. Then you’re always going to have some kids who are super slow with things.

I always told them, “I don’t care when you turn it in, I want your best work. I don’t care when I get it, but I want it to be your best work.” So that gives them the time to get it to whatever level they think they need without a lot of extra pressure. I think that puts their mind at ease and then you don’t get kids rushing through things. I would never say everything’s due on Tuesday. I would say, “Hey, we’re going to move on after class on Tuesday. Whatever you have left is on your own.” Then same strategy of putting things into the grade book.

They can turn in a work in progress for partial credit or I’ll put in a zero and then I just had a standard email that I would just send home and say, “Hey, you may see this in the grade book. It’s because this work’s not due. They can turn it in at any time. We’re moving on in class, but it’ll be this in the grade book until they turn it in.” So it’s just literally a form email. I copy and paste every single time, so I don’t have to write that. But it’s super easy to just send a few emails home for kids who have that partial grade or that zero in the grade book, but it is a good way to keep track of what is still outstanding, what hasn’t been turned in.

So, anyway, I don’t know if I said anything new there beyond the suggestions that we already had from the community, but I feel like that was a pretty successful approach for me when I was running things. Okay. Thank you for that question, Amanda. Appreciate it. Now, before we wrap things up, I would like to try something new. Are you ready to play a game?

Oh, my gosh. Yes.

Okay. We are going to play this or that, which I’m sure you’re familiar with. I’m going to give you two options. You tell me which one you prefer, and we’re going to do Thanksgiving Food Edition. I really like this because you have some takes on food that I think are sometimes just unhinged. So, I would love to just get those out in the world for everyone else to appreciate as well. So, are you ready?

I am ready.

Okay. First one with this or that, Thanksgiving foods edition, turkey or ham?

Turkey. Ham is not a Thanksgiving food.

Okay, sounds good. Mac and cheese or green bean casserole?

Oh, my gosh. Okay. Green bean casserole because I cannot eat gluten.

Okay, fair.

I’m going to die if I eat the mac and cheese. I also do really love the green beans. I don’t know. I just love it.

I feel like just saying I will die if I eat the mac and cheese is probably a good enough answer, but no, that’s fair. Mashed potatoes or sweet potatoes?

Oh, my gosh. This is like choosing a favorite child. I’m going mashed potatoes. I like the sweet potatoes, not if they have marshmallows.

Yeah, that’s weird.

If they have too many eggs, they get to be a texture that I don’t appreciate. Sometimes they have eggs in them.

Yes, yes.

But mashed potatoes are good even when they’re bad.

All right. Pumpkin pie or apple pie?

No, no pies. I hate pie so much. I hate fruit. I hate hot fruits. I hate gelatin. I am not eating a pie. I’ll eat a pecan pie if it is almost just nuts. None of the goop really. Imagine nuts held together by maple syrup in a pie crust. I like that, or a French silk pie. Do you eat a pie? Do you eat pie?

I don’t like pie. No. I will eat a French silk pie. But other than that, no.

This is a pie-free podcast.

Pie-free podcast. I love it. All right. Okay. On your pecan pie, if we can convince you to eat one, would you put ice cream or would you put whipped cream?

Oh, I would put whipped cream. The ice cream is too soggy and I don’t like the mix of temperatures, but I also don’t really like a spray whipped cream. It has to be real. The spray whipped cream is a little too shiny for my liking. I’ll eat it, but I don’t prefer it. Cool Whip is a hard pass in case that was a follow-up question.

It was not. I have one final question. I have not talked to you about this before, so the phrasing may off, but I think I’m right with it. Cranberry sauce from a can or literally anything else?

Literally anything else. Why would you eat cranberry Jello? Why would you eat Jello? Look, I love my mother-in-law so much, but there is this recipe called pink Jello, and it is opaque Jello. It’s at every family function. One time my older kid, when he was three, he put it between two halves of a hamburger bun and he ate it and I almost died. So, anyway, no cranberries. No, thank you. No fruits. I’d eat a pumpkin pie over a cranberry anything.

Okay. That’s what I thought you were going to say. So, that’s why I put literally anything else.

Is that a food you’d eat?

But I’m glad that worked out. What’s that?

Is that a food you’d eat?

Oh goodness. No.

I didn’t think so. We’ve not talked about it, so just double-checking.

Yeah, no, thank you. That is good.

With the ridges from the can. I can’t.

Well, I think we will wrap it up there. Amanda, thank you for bringing community questions. Thank you for your vulnerability when it comes to show notes. Thank you for all of your great advice. So, it’s been fun. Let’s do it again next month.

Sounds great. Bye, everybody.

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Welcome to Art Ed Radio, the podcast for art teachers. This show is produced by the Art of Education University, and I’m your host, Tim Bogatz.

Welcome everyone. It is the week of Halloween and we are very excited to share some very spooky stories with you from arts rooms around the country. Joining me for all of these spooky stories is Amanda Heyn. Amanda, how are you?

I literally couldn’t be more excited.

Maybe a bit.

Nobody can see this, but I’m wearing a giant headband with a bunch of eyeballs on it just to get myself in a spooky mood.

I think it’s perfect. I think it works really well. I have some Halloween decorations in my background, but it’s not nearly as cool as your headband. I wish I had an eyeball headband as well.

I’ll buy you one.

Is the eyeball headband, is that your Halloween costume this year? Usually you do more than that, so I’m guessing no.

No, this is not my Halloween costume. My Halloween costume is Medusa.

Oh, nice.

Which I’m really excited about. My family usually does a family costume, but my oldest is 11, so I was like, “Hey, do you want to do a family costume?” And he was like, “Yeah.” And I was like, “Okay, be cool.” I was like, “Okay. Yeah, cool,” while I’m jumping up and down inside. So we are going to all be characters from Greek mythology. So my husband has a beard.

Oh, cool.

So he’s kind of limited to Zeus or Poseidon. So we’re going Poseidon and then I’ll be Medusa, like I said, and then my eight-year-old is going to be Hades, god of the underworld. He has a fire hat that we’re making and a fire sash, which is turning out really cool. And then my eleven-year-old is going to be Ares. Is that right? God of war? Yes.

Okay.

And so he’s already created this incredible helmet shield spear. It’s looking very cool. I don’t know how he thinks he’s going to carry multiple large objects trick or treating, but that’s his problem to figure out.

That can be a problem for another time. I like going all out on the costume. That’s good.

I’m excited. What about you? Are you dressing up? Are your kids dressing up?

No, my kids are too old for that now. Generally, they will have their friends over and just set up a fire pit in the driveway and pass out candy, which is great for me because then I don’t have to pass out candy, so I appreciate them having their friends over. It works very well for everyone involved.

That’s fun.

I like it. So I guess we should probably share some stories. We have some great stories here. We did this a few years back. We did an art teacher horror stories episode and it was so much fun. So I’m very excited to dive into these again. And are you ready to share your own story at the end of the episode too? I shouldn’t just spring that on you. Do you have a good one that you can share?

I do. Yes.

Okay, good. We’ll have people stick around. I have a couple ideas. I feel like, I don’t know, most of my good stories have been shared on this podcast before.

I feel like it’s been a while.

Well, we’ll see. I’ll decide which one I want to share.

We’ll pull out our own horror stories at the end.

Sounds good. So Amanda, can you tell everybody two things? Number one, where we sourced all of these stories from, and secondly, the categories that we are going to run through.

Yes. So we put out an all-call on social media, so we have some Instagram, we have some Facebook, and then we also put out an all-call in our Art of Ed community. And so we just have, as you would say, Tim, a plethora-

Excellent word choice. Thank you.

A plethora of stories to share with you today. And as they were coming in, they just naturally fell into the following four categories which we’ll be going through. So we have ghosts and apparitions, animals, gross stuff and bad behavior.

Very nice. I had a couple that I didn’t know whether it should fit into gross stuff or bad behavior. They’re really both, but we’ll see how-

We’ll figure it out.

That goes when we come to it. And I will say that Amanda and I divided and conquered here, so I don’t know what stories she is coming with and she has no idea what I’m coming with. So we are hearing these for the first time and I think it should be good. So, all right, are we going to do ghosts and apparitions first?

Yeah, we’re going to set the scene with the scariest stories first. Well, you decide if these are the scariest. The most traditionally scary stories.

All right. I will say my ghost stories are a little unsettling, but not actively scary. And one’s actually kind of funny, but we’ll see how it goes. I’m sorry if that ruins your plan for really frightening things but we’ll see how that goes. Would you like to go first or do you want me to go first?

I would love to go first.

All right, let’s do it.

All right. Ghost story number one is from Sarah on Facebook and she said, “In late May or early June of 2023, about half my kindergarten students, about a dozen out of 24 blurted out that they saw a man coming through the window into the art room and all of them pointed and exclaimed it in unison. Their eyes were glued and watched this, invisible to me, person walk along the edge of the room against the cabinets and out the hallway door. ‘He’s gone now,’ the kids casually remarked and went back to coloring like nothing had happened.” Isn’t this wild?

That is crazy.

“I, on the other hand, was totally shaking and really debated whether I even wanted to come back the following day.” It gets weirder. Are you ready?

I guess.

“Unbeknownst to me, there had been an elderly neighbor man who had passed away in his house two doors down from the school about the same time that this happened.”

Oh, no.

“He lived alone and tragically was discovered about a month later due to a welfare check when the landscaper didn’t get responses after several attempts to contact him.”

Oh, my God.

“Not sure if there is a connection between the apparition and the gentleman down the road, but what happened in my room has been the most unsettling thing I’ve experienced in my own room, and I’ve worked in that school since 2007.”

Wow. I am unsettled and I was not even there. That’s a-

I didn’t even believe in ghosts, but now I do. What? Twelve kids saw the ghost?

That is crazy. I’m very curious about the reaction of the other 12 kids. Did they just keep coloring while this strange ghost man just walked through the room?

I don’t know. Isn’t that amazing?

That’s also crazy because you hear so many ghost stories where it’s this long-standing ghost, somebody who’s been there forever, but this is a brand-new ghost. This just happened and there’s, instead of some vague thing from the 1930s, no, it’s that dude from two days ago.

I know.

That’s crazy specific and crazy recent.

I think I would’ve been like, “Can you draw him?” And then what if they drew him and then what if it matched the guy?

Yes. Oh man.

Oh, my gosh. Do you want to tell me one of your ghost stories?

This story is also from Facebook from Rebecca, and Rebecca said, “This is not in the art room, but on the stage painting sets with an art student. We were there on a Saturday evening trying to make up time so she could graduate. I’d brought my dog because we’d be there alone and I thought I’d feel safer with her there. Not. She refused to come into the auditorium and actually laid on the ground and whined when I called her to come in. I’ve never felt comfortable in there by myself since.” That is-

Spooky.

Oddly vague. The last one, very specific. This is just this vague threat that her dog doesn’t want any part of. And being a dog owner, I will say that would freak me out as well if my dog… I trust their judgment and that’s bad news if they don’t want to come in somewhere.

Spooky. Are we ready for another ghost/apparition?

Yes, let’s do it.

This is from Vicki on Facebook. “I walked into the kiln room and there was an old lady sitting in there keeping warm.”

Oh, my.

“Frightened the life out of me. Turns out she was the wife of an elderly art teacher who had mental health issues and didn’t like to be left at home. In the summer she stayed in his car, but in the winter she sat in the kiln room.”

Oh, my.

So not a ghost, but a spooky vision. What if you just had somebody sitting in your kiln room all the time? That can’t be good for you.

I was going to say, is the apparition, is it just there some of the time? Is it there all the time? I don’t know. I’ve got questions on that one.

Well, no, it’s a real person.

Oh, my gosh. Okay. I-

That’s why I said it’s not-

Did not understand that.

A real ghost. It’s a real lady. But that’s still scary.

Just hanging out in your kiln room, that might scare me more than a ghost, to be honest.

I know, that’s what I’m saying.

Oh, yeah, that’s a rough one. Do not like that.

Okay, next ghost story.

Our final ghost story here is-

Well, I broke the rules and I have one more after this, but it’s fine.

Oh, my gosh. You have all the good ghost stories. “Once when I was teaching Art on a Cart, I experienced paranormal activity in another classroom. The students totally freaked out, but I had to keep my cool.” And she says, “Internally, my knickers were in a knot.” Which is a great phrase. “But when the teacher returned to her room, I pulled her aside and told her what we had witnessed. ‘Oh, that’s just George.’ And she went on to elaborate several incidents of paranormal activity in that room. That was the first I’d heard of it, and I had been in that building for 14 years.”

George. Oh, my-

Just George.

I want to know what happened.

I know.

Like what?

I want more details on that. What was George doing?

Oh, my gosh. We’ll never know. This is going to close out ghost stories. It’s very short. It’s one sentence that makes me have 100 questions. Jean from Facebook says, “The freestanding locker where my actual human skeleton is stored-

Oh, okay.

“Makes noises something is moving inside it.” What do you mean your actual human skeleton?

But like I said, that leaves me with a lot of questions on that one.

But then I was like, “When I die, do I want to be a human skeleton in an art room?” Kind of.

Man. I had a synthetic human skeleton in my classroom. It was six feet tall, but a real human skeleton, I’ve seen those in college classrooms. I don’t know if I would want one in a public school.

Can we have that? I don’t know. I loved it. All right. Shall we move on to animals?

Let’s do. We had so many animal stories.

Oh, my gosh.

So many bats, so many snakes, so many rats. Just, they’re all over the place. I picked out a couple of favorite ones.

Great. You want to start?

I have two quick ones. I will read them together. One is from Jenny. This is via Instagram and one was from Miss Keck, I believe it was, also on Instagram. The first one is a spider giving birth to hundreds of babies-

No, no, no, no.

In the middle of class-

No, no.

In the middle of the room.

No, no. No, thank you.

No, thank you. That’s all we need to say to that one. No, thank you. And then the second one is, “Washing paintbrushes the other day, I thought it was a glob of paint in the sink, but instead I picked up a gecko.”

Do you know, geckos and salamanders live more places than you think they would. I live in Wisconsin and my aunt sent a… I just think of them as tropical and she sent a picture. She lives way up north where it’s very cold and there was a salamander in her wood pile.

I was going to say, I live in Nebraska, middle of the country, we have salamanders. I had no idea. The first one I saw ever I was like, “That’s weird, we’re in Nebraska. Why would a salamander be here?” But we’ve had some over the years. It’s very strange.

There are nine kinds of salamanders that live in Wisconsin. I bet you didn’t know you were going to get fun facts this episode also. All right, my first animal story comes from Lisa on Facebook and she says, “I walked into my supply room and there was a taxidermied bear in there. The first-graders were learning the Going on a Bear Hunt song and the teachers hid the bear there and gave the kids clues to find it.”

Oh, my.

Imagine, you’re half awake and the morning, you come in, and there’s a full bear.

Just a full-size bear in your room.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my. That’s pretty good. So I had taxidermied turkeys when I first moved into my high school room. I don’t know if they use them for still lives or what, the turkeys, but I knew they were there and they didn’t take up that much space, but a bear showing up out of nowhere.

Also, how much did that weigh and where did it come from and who had it? And why?

Again, so many questions. I could see a small black bear.

Sure.

Maybe. Maybe. But, no. No.

You would need a moving van or how did it… I don’t know.

At least two people. But again, so many questions about so many of the… All right. Another Facebook story. “This was a live bat clinging to the bulletin board, but I didn’t realize it until I touched it with my back to the board as I was explaining The Scream on the board.”

Oh, my gosh.

“The class, now graduated a few years ago, still remembers that lesson. The bat does not remember, however. When I touched it, it was startled and flew straight up into the ceiling fan. And then-

Into the ceiling fan, did you say?

In quotes, she just said, “Clean up blood in the art room.”

Oh, my gosh. That’s a bat story. Lots of bats in classrooms. One found a possum in their kiln room, but that’s a next level horror story.

Literally raining blood from above. That’s bad news.

Our next submission comes from a community member. So, quick plug, if you haven’t joined the Art of Ed community, you can head to community/theartofed.edu, I believe. There’s also a tile. If you sign in to your AOEU account, you can click right in. It’s free to join. We would love to have you. All right. So Jordan from our community says, “In my first year of teaching, I had a student with autism who would arrive to my classroom three to five minutes early. In the chaos of cleanup at the end of class, before he showed up, I was not aware that he had already entered my room. While walking around the room, I noticed a Ziploc bag of mulch sitting on one of the tables.”

I’m afraid of where this is going.

“I thought it was bizarre, so I asked what the deal was to no answer. Upon closer investigation, I noticed that there were things inside the bag that were moving. It was a bag full of ants. Eventually my student came around and shared that it was his bag of ants and he was saving it to show his mom after school. I tried to explain to him that it was inhumane to keep them in the bag because they couldn’t breathe. To which he responded, ‘Don’t worry, I poked holes in the bag.’ My eyebrows must have hit my hairline. Thankfully, I was able to convince him to place the bag outside the door where a student aide collected it.”

Okay.

A bag of ants.

I feel ants.

I have a lot of questions. How did you get so many ants in the bag?

How do you collect all those ants? Did they come from home?

I guess if they were in mulch, maybe it was just a shovel. Maybe it was an ant pile that got shoveled into the bag. I don’t know.

Yeah, that is something else. So I’ve told this on the podcast before, but just the moving bag thing at me, I did have a student bring a backpack full of rats to school before. I considered telling that-

I found they’re like sewer rats.

One as my story. They were rats from under her porch and she thought they were cool. Just her trailer at home had rats under the porch, and she decided to collect them one day and just bring them to school. And I just walked by in the hall and I just see this bag moving. Called the teacher out, and she’s like, “Kayla, what’s in your bag?” And she’s like, “Oh, those are my rats.” And we open up and there are literally three rats just moving around in the bag that’s just hanging in the hallway with the other backpacks.

Oh, my goodness.

No, thank you. Are we ready to move on to our gross stuff?

We are ready.

Let’s do this. We have a great voicemail. This is a voicemail of gross stuff from Todd. Let’s give that a listen.

Hello Art of Ed Community, my name is Todd Leban. I’m an art teacher in the middle school level at District 97 in Oak Park, Illinois. So here’s my spooky story. This took place about 22 years ago during my first or second year of teaching. I was hired as an applied art/design teacher, and the curriculum included woodworking. I had previous experience from a jewelry metal smithing class in college, and many of the skills learned there were similar to working with wood and required the same patience. With the help of an eighth grade student at the time, we decided to make marble mazes that based on my design required the use of several thin wooden strips that I would need to cut on the table saw. Being a new teacher, I did not anticipate the quantity I would need, ran out, and made the poor decision to cut some more strips during class.

I still have all 10 fingers, but can we see where this is going? While I was ripping one of the final quarter-inch strips, I apparently thought I was bulletproof and invincible and sent a board through with just my fingers. Yep, you heard right. I proceeded to make blade contact with my ring finger on my right hand, doing just enough damage to know it wasn’t okay. I stopped the saw, grabbed my finger and walked from the saw room through my classroom to the big art sink. I called the student over and said, “Could you please go to the nurse and bring them up here?” The nurse would later tell me how helpful that was, because she was new too and didn’t know where all the rooms were yet. I kept my finger under cold water, added pressure, wrote sub-notes, and the nurse took me to immediate care. I was bandaged up, learned about push sticks for woodworking and healed enough to learn my lesson.

Okay, Amanda, reactions to that? Would you like me to share first?

Well, Todd wrote sub-lessons?

That’s what got me too.

It’s just the most relatable thing I’ve ever heard. “I almost cut off my finger, but I wrote sub-lessons before I left.”

“Before I left.” If that does not encapsulate teachers, I don’t know what does.

It’s amazing. I’m so sorry that it happened, but I am so thankful that you shared that with us.

But every part is understandable. As I keep listening, I was like, “Yep, I would’ve done that. Yep. I could see myself doing that.” Just part by part, I was like, “Yeah, I understand.”

I also really appreciated how he said, “I have all 10 fingers” up front because I was scared, but then I knew I could listen to the rest without feeling too scared.

I appreciate that disclaimer at the beginning.

Really, honestly, horrific situation, but handled so well under pressure. The thought to get the student to bring the nurse up, the sub-plans.

Todd, we are impressed.

Oh, my God.

Way to keep cool under pressure. We admire you.

Todd’s in our community, so if you want to come interact with a cool guy, come join us.

And ask him some more questions about almost cutting off his finger. I have two stories here that I wanted to share for gross stuff. They’re both quick. Both came from Instagram. The first one, I didn’t know if this was under bad behavior or gross stuff. I decided it was gross, but kids drinking glue for money.

No. Yeah, that’s both.

It is both. But I just decided, if I were to try and drink glue, that’s gross. That’s really gross. If I-

Imagine. Imagine. Imagine. Everybody take a minute. Close your eyes. Imagine trying to drink a bottle of Elmer’s glue. I don’t know that it’s possible.

I don’t want to think about it that deeply, to be honest. And then we also had a lot of poop stories, a lot of vomit stories. I did like the one that Erin sent, “I noticed a pile of vomit under one of the classroom tables. No one would claim it.”

Yeah, duh. Whose is this? Null kids raising their hand.

But usually kids at least know, “Oh, I need to go out of the classroom.”

True.

“I need to go to the nurse.” I can’t imagine just ducking head under the table, throwing up and then going about your day.

Oh, my gosh.

But Amanda, your gross stories.

Well, okay, I have a few. Again, I didn’t follow directions because I just have a wide range. So I’m going to start off with a quick one.

I’m ready.

Sean from Facebook said, “Kids spilled an entire tin of sardine juice on my carpeted floor.”

Oh, no.

I just think that’s so funny. Why…

Why sardines?

Again, why do you have a tin of sardines at school? I don’t know. From Instagram we got, “A little girl peed on my Birk.” Now, I do have a follow-up question here because I don’t know if she means Birkenstocks or-

Oh, that’s what I-

A Birkin bag. Do you know what a Birkin bag is, Tim?

I do, actually. I just assume Birkenstocks because if you’re a little kid, you’re peeing on things, it’s probably going to hit somebody’s shoe before you just go squat over a bag.

Both are expensive and you don’t want to ruin them, but if it was a Hermes Birkin bag, I did look this up for us, those run 20 to $100,000. If you’re living on a teacher’s salary, it’s probably just Birkenstocks.

Probably. Also, if you have a Birkin bag, why are you bringing that to school?

Right. I just don’t… Right. So anyway, peed on your shoes. Great. All right. I do have a poop story that, again, is next level. So if you don’t like this, maybe this is where we start adding disclaimers. This comes from Jessica, again, from the community. We had a pop-up art studio recently, which is just our time to come together. It’s just come bring your art, bring what you’re working on. I brought my Halloween costume, people brought all sorts of stuff and she was like, “Oh, is this an open time to share a horror story?” And I was like, “Yeah, funny.”

Definite. Feel like you should.

Please. And she said one time there was a kid just running through her room, just not paying attention, not following directions, and he slipped on something on the ground and went flying. And she walked over and she just saw brown everywhere.

Oh, no.

There was a phantom pooper. I had a kid who used to do this. He would poop and then shake it out his pants leg.

You’ve told me about that before. Oh.

We have a lot of love and understanding for kids who have issues with that. And also, now Jessica had it smeared all over her room and all over this other kiddo.

Oh.

I would say that’s horrific. Do you have any other gross stuff, because I have one more?

No, you go right ahead.

Again, if you’re not into vomit, you can fast-forward. This is from an anonymous community member. “Last week I had a student who kept laying her head down during class. I asked her to sit up and get to work. I turned away and the next thing I knew the room was being sprayed with vomit Exorcist style all over the room, and I mean everywhere. On the table, under the table, on the floor, on her Chromebook and on the art supplies.”

Oh, no.

“My sixth grade student stood in the middle of the room with a shocked look on her face like she didn’t know what hit her. ‘To the nurse,’ I told her, ‘Hurry.’ She laughed when all the kids started turning green. Luckily we were right next to the library and could evacuate there. The next hour included the vomit child returning to class. The nurse said she was fine.” I think this is the most horrific part of the story.

Yes, yes.

“So the vomit child returned to the class. The nurse said she was fine. What? I couldn’t believe it. Fine. ‘But you stay in here. The library has carpet.’ So she finished up class next to the crime scene.”

“To top it all off, due to mixed up communication, the janitorial peeps did not clean the room for over an hour, way after class had ended. The cleanup was rushed and poorly done. There were vomit bits still on the table, under the table, and the floor was super sticky. Grateful it was the last class of the day, I ended up donning PPE and cleaned everything with bleach.”

You kind of have to at that point, but, oh man. Any story that includes the phrase vomit bits is…

It’s not good.

It’s not good for anybody.

That’s really not good.

All right, can we move on to our final category now?

We’ve arrived at bad behavior.

So I have one quick one and one longer one. The first one is just a sixth grader fainting in the middle of a demonstration.

Oh, that’s scary.

Not bad behavior, but not fun to deal with either. So I don’t love that one. And then this one would absolutely haunt me for quite a while. It says, “My classroom is on the first floor and I was working super late. It was pitch black outside and the streetlights were off in the alley. Some students saw me working and knocked on my windows. It was terrifying until I realized it was my kids.” I cannot imagine just working late and then all of a sudden somebody just knocking on your windows out of nowhere when you can’t see what’s going on out there. Oh, man. So I have a friend who has a first-floor classroom, and she will not go in at night because of that reason. Everybody’s just right there and can absolutely see in, everything she’s doing. Do not like that at all.

I do not like that either. All right. My bad behavior comes from… Well, she wasn’t behaving badly, but someone was in this story… Jessica from the community, she said, “When I started at my current school, I inherited a pretty disastrous art room. I spent a lot of time getting the room ready, thoroughly cleaning, organizing over the summer. The head of maintenance saw me working and let me know that he was going to take a look at the sinks in the room since they had been a little slow to drain in the past. He dutifully snaked the drains and found a bundle of 10 paintbrushes held together by nothing but sink junk.”

Oh.

“The sinks have drain traps. The paintbrushes would’ve had to be forced down the drain for this to happen. Needless to say, I was left with more questions than answers about how that happened, but at least the sinks drained again.”

That’s good. But oh, man. Again, another one of these stories with so many questions. Are we just forcing paintbrushes down the drain? How big is this sink drain that it can fit 10 paintbrushes?

Right? I don’t know. I don’t know.

Oh, man.

All right. And last but not least, “My closet was a makeshift dark room.” Oh, sorry. This also comes from the community, anonymous community member. “My closet was a makeshift dark room for wet photography before we sadly went all digital and turned it into a kiln room.”

A familiar story.

“There isn’t heat in there, nor do we hear any alarms or PA announcements in the room. One day I was working with my whole photo class in the dark room. We come out when finished and notice the whole school is lined up on the lawns outside. Not only did we miss a fire drill, but apparently no one noticed or reported that a whole class was missing. Thank goodness it was just a drill and not a real emergency.”

Oh, man, that is bad news right there.

Bad news.

That’s why you do drills to learn these things, right?

Right.

That maybe we should not forget about the art class if the building is on fire.

It just feels so on-brand.

It really does.

It’s so discouraging. You just forgot about us? No one thought to come look?

All right. We do need to close the show with a couple of our own stories. Before I do that, I want to say thank you to everybody who shared their stories. You have no idea how much Amanda and I enjoy reading all of these, and it’s tough to pick our favorites to bring here. But thank you to everybody for sharing. So Amanda, would you like to tell your story first or do you want me to do that?

No, I can tell. Mine actually takes place outside of the classroom. So I’m going to preface this with two caveats. Number one, I purposely didn’t live in the district I taught in because I like to keep those things separate. Number two, I am not a big drinker. It is not part of my nightly, weekly, monthly routine. A couple times a year I will have a couple cocktails, that is… Okay. So I had just become the art teacher, and we had just had, either it was back to school night or parent-teacher conferences or something. I had just met all of the parents.

And there was this one special child who I had already been in contact with the mom and she was great, but this kid, was just a mischievous, lovable kid. So I had had to talk to her. I knew this mom. And I was at my local Target, not the Target in the district I taught in, and we were having a party of some kind. And I was shopping for the party and I ran into this mom and this kid in Target, and the only thing that I had in my cart was the biggest bottle of vodka that you can possibly buy. You see them coming, and I was like, “I’ve already been spotted. What do I do? Do I turn around? Do I pretend to…” I said hello? I just was like, “Oh my God.” And I’m 23, I look like I have a problem. It was-

You look like the type of person who buys giant bottles of vodka every week.

It was not my best moment. It was kind of horrific. And then funny enough, that kid is tied to another horror story in my room because he cut his finger open and had to go get stitches. That was my one and only like, “Oh, you have to go to the urgent care immediately.” So that’s mine.

All right, that’s a rough one. So I tried to think about a story that I have not told on the podcast before. We have 400 episodes, so I can’t guarantee, but I don’t think I’ve told this one before. This is my first year in the high school. I had taught elementary for two years, just moved to the high school and still getting things set up, still figuring out how everything works. And we had those giant gallons of paint with the big pumps. You press down on the pump, it goes in the pallet. I eventually got rid of those because they get clogged and they make a mess everywhere. Anyway, I had taught my kids, “Hey, if there’s a clog there, just grab the dried acrylic, pull it out of there, and then use the pump.”

And you can see where this is going. But the assistant principal came in to observe and this kid is over there trying to get the red paint out and it’s not working. So rather than unclogging, as we’ve been taught, he just starts pounding on the pump as hard as he can. It, of course, explodes everywhere, splatters all over my assistant principal who-

Oh, my gosh.

Is wearing a fairly nice suit at that point. And I’m a month in at this school. I don’t even know if it was October yet. And I was just like, “Oh, my God, am I going to get fired right now?” Because the assistant principal is just covered with red paint. It looks like blood splatter all over his suit coat. And thankfully, thankfully, he had a great sense of humor about it. And he just came up to me. He’s like, “Mr. Bogatz, I assume this is why we wear aprons in the art room huh? I was like, “Yes.” I was like, “I’m so sorry.” And he laughed it off and it was not a big deal. And he actually, whenever we had art shows or any kind of public appearance, he would wear that sport coat with the paint splatter all over it.

Oh, what a happy story in the end.

I know. I really appreciated that. And just the fact that… I’m sure that coat cost him hundreds of dollars and it was instantaneously ruined and I was so scared and so freaked out. But he could not have been any better about it, so I really appreciated that.

Oh, I love it.

It was a nightmare at the time.

A nightmare turned into a happy ending.

Just a little running joke and we appreciated that. So, cool.

Amazing.

All right, well Amanda, I feel like that’s a good place to leave it. So thank you for joining me. Thank you for collecting the stories. It’s been a lot of fun.

It has been. Happy Halloween.

Thank you to everyone who shared their stories, and thank you to Amanda for joining me for this podcast. I always love doing these kinds of episodes. They are fantastic. If you are looking for even more horror stories from the art room, you can check out The Art of Ed community. We have a post all about that. We’ll link to that in the show notes and you can join and be part of the community if you have not done that already. I will also link to the original episode of Horror Stories that we did a couple of years ago. If you decide to give that a listen, make sure you stick around until the end for one of the wildest teaching stories I have ever heard. It is from a now happily employed art teacher, and the story is all about how, as a student teacher, she was being actively sabotaged by her cooperating teacher. It’s wild. You have to give it a listen.

So look for the original Horror Stories episode in the show notes, and you can give that a listen. It’s wild. But I hope more than anything that these have entertained you and helped you realize that we are all facing a lot of weird things together in the art room. But that’s just what makes our job interesting. And as you hear all these, just hopefully you realize you’re having a better day than these people were at that time.

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